- Plot twist: yahoo didn't buy tumblr, it's just cole sprouse and others doing a social experiment on us.
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
Date night with my beat friend!
I love us! We are so romantical!(:
Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
you’ll make a great father.
omg that is so cute please have babies with me
you see thats my husband and son and if you look closely you start to see me run after them
Please marry me
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